glaze

Gay slang for wanting your partner to ejaculate into your colon.

Oh my God he glazed me last night when I told him not to. I wanted his chunky love man egg white all over my tonsils, not swimming in shit.

by ThomasEmmm November 1, 2010

freezer geezer

An old man stuck inside of a freezer, hoping to live to see into the freezer.

"Do not not touch the freezer geezer. Do you want fifteen cents?"

by maxman280 & Joe Kick-ass May 14, 2004

glazed doughnut

To pull out while having sex with a girl and blow your boys all over her anus. Followed by getting on your knees and sucking all of your boys back off her ass.

Last night Lucy let me have a glazed doughnut.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

gleegasm

Someone who in a moment of being overly-chipper, has an emotionally devastating moment of absolute serenity and happiness.

<Friend> I just got a Wii!
<Friend2> I'm about to gleegasm.

by Blahful154 March 29, 2009

Geezer Pleezer

a ual stimulant for old people, i.e. viagra, cialis, etc.

the old fart took his geezer pleezer and rode his wife all night long.

by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

Gleeb

A term designed to address Less abled People Behind there back. Formed From a school in the North east For Less abled Bodies called "gleeb school"

Look at him in the wheelchair, What a gleeb.

by Uabmdphd December 31, 2009

Glee

Kidz Bop for adults.

Man I can't believe you just paid for a Glee track

What was I thinking

You weren't

by mpdubbs17 December 7, 2011