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Gayge Gap

Referring to the large age gap often found in gay relationships.
7 years is the average gayge gap for an older couple.
by PurpleTegu4 October 5, 2025
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Swag gap

Where one person in the relationship is more fashion conscious than the other
Aimee is wearing those new Gucci sunglasses, it goes so well with her look. Shame about Paul wearing those grey trackies again, they have such a swag gap.
by Lukes_Face October 5, 2025
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care gap

care gap n. in a feminist reality we must brief on the morest biggest hardest correctest care gap of the major sexes
a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap

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Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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Lotus grip suki gap

When using chopsticks to grasp testicles and insert them into the vagina
Later do you want to test my skills of lotus grip suki gap? I’ve gotten quite good at the first part.
by SexualMartialartist December 21, 2025
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The Midnight Gap

The physical ache you feel in your chest at 11:59 PM on December 31st when the person you love is miles away. It’s the realization that no matter how loud the fireworks are, the silence of his absence is louder. You love him so much that the distance doesn't scare you, (or does it?) but on this specific night, it’s the only thing you wish you could destroy.
On New Year's Eve, this is the person you don't kiss, but the person you pray for.
Happy New Year to everyone except the miles between us. I’m feeling the midnight gap so hard right now. I just want you here.
I close my eyes, ignore the miles, and send every ounce of love I have across the map, knowing that you feel me.
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I love YOU, B 😘
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia December 31, 2025
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cut the gap

Hey man let's cut the gap, I'm tired, I'll drop u home on the way .
by Mycardriveslikesquirrels June 25, 2022
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Gap of Doom

The gap between the airplane and the boarding ramp where you have to clench onto your personal belongings or they may disappear forever
Holy shit dude, the Gap of Doom on my flight home yesterday was bigger than the Grand Canyon
by airplaneguy February 23, 2022
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