seed goblin

Normally a fat black kid named Troy who loves cum in his asshole and mouth.

Man Troy is sure a seed goblin

by SeedGoblinTroy May 26, 2016

hoolie goolie

A use of a substance or a mixture of many substances used to manufacture fake crack cocaine.

Ex1. Dre has the best hoolie goolie in town. The smokers dont know till the pipe turn black.
Ex2. That nigga down the street sold me some hoolie goolie that just popped a bitch hootie!

by Jessethatrackstar November 28, 2016

booty goblin

Exactly what you would expect.

But not what you expect.

Person 1: Man, Yuri is such a booty goblin...
Person 2: I know right!

by Dunsparce Meta April 22, 2018

Poop Goblin

A poop goblin is a goblin who comes up from the toilet drain while you’re pooping and proceeds to force your poop back into your anal canal. Poop goblins are known for having very strong arms and a hatred for poop.

Elijah: Omg my asshole hurts so bad!
Rozlyn: Why Elijah?
Elijah: Last night my poop goblin tore my anus forcing my fecal matter back into my anal cavity!!

by yeetodahaww October 31, 2019

Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

Slot Goblin

A lonely, lifeless waste of human potential (normally overweight) that wastes all of their money pressing the same button on a slot machine whilst sipping Diet Coke.

That slot goblin Cole took sold all of my baby formula so he could play Starburst again!

by Keemmcmeme December 26, 2021

rizz goblin

to be able to pull hella hoes with no green

"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."

by Kanye THE south December 13, 2022