Ghetto Gravity

Ghetto Gravity: It is the force that is undermines all those who grew up in the hood and have escaped the conditions of poverty to achieve heights of money and power that sends a person back to the hood at ground zero.
I made a bad choice or life undermined my success and "Ghetto Gravity" took away everything that I earned and sent me back to the ghetto and life of poverty! Now I'm back in the hood up to no good!
by Joemonet October 06, 2019
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Ghetto Porridge

Twinkies mashed up with water in a blender and boiled.
I was hungry and I had some twinkies, so I made myself some ghetto porridge and had myself some purple drank.
by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR May 26, 2010
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Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.
by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011
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ghetto divorce

A ghetto divorce is when you stay married to someone (but separated) because it costs too much money to pay for a divorce.
Someone asks you if you are still married? You say I'm ghetto divorced. I'm not wasting 200.00 dollars to get a divorce. I'll get a divorce if I ever want to get married again?!
by Cinnamon Street July 18, 2018
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ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.
It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.
by ibyleague December 02, 2011
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Ghetto Hell

A mixed drink comprised of 4 parts Colt 45 and 1 part vodka.

Usually consumed in a humourous light as opposed to for actual enjoyment of the combination.

An easy way to become hammered quickly and with a few laughs along the way.
After a pint of Captain Morgan, ghetto hell sounded like a grand idea to the young lad.
by The Hambone November 06, 2009
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ghetto vision

A dream, goal or to aspire to do better in life than other thugs in your neighborhood.
Yo, my ghetto vision is happenin' for real because I'm bringin' in mo' grip on chopping these Lambo's than all those foos on the corner selling dope.
by T8NTDSOUL September 30, 2015
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