Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 15, 2023

Fuck me gran gran

The act of having sex with a 65 + year old.

"Lets go grandma. Time for me to fuck me gran gran"

by Ploptwat May 04, 2022

Are You Fucking Me Bro!

1. WOW Are You Serious?
2. You’re Joking
3. What The Hell?

Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake

by YakisobaRage May 02, 2020

Aww fuck me cunt

1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.

2. Strange form of horniness.

1. "Aww fuck me cunt I dropped the weeed."

2. "Haarrrdeerr LARRY!"

by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022

Just Fuck Me

A person, typically a girl, who wants a man to have sex with her, usually she wants hard sex.

Dylan, get it out and just fuck me!

by DefinitionsDefinitions June 25, 2022

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 02, 2019

Fuck me off

To have sexual intercourse with the male counterpart

Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .

by CurvaceousGorilla June 05, 2021