by What’s your handle321 December 12, 2023

The greatest illusion in human history. no matter how free you think you are, there's always someone holding your leash. be it your parents, teachers, professors, your boss, the government, your CO. someone will always be holding your leash and will reign you back in if you so much as dare to think that you are even remotely free. as long as you are alive and needing, you are not free.
you: does something that you want to do
also you: gets your pay cut and gets demoted.
your boss: this is what happens when you get out of line
you: so much for freedom
also you: gets your pay cut and gets demoted.
your boss: this is what happens when you get out of line
you: so much for freedom
by my_life_bruh October 31, 2019

by PurpleBlood77 October 8, 2020

NERD: Hey, I have intellectual freed...
The poor boy might have had intellectual freedom but that didn't stop the terrorists from taking it away.
The poor boy might have had intellectual freedom but that didn't stop the terrorists from taking it away.
by eyemaweiner October 21, 2007

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.
A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.
by Astronaut Helmet May 13, 2020

Racist guy: Ching chong! Ching chong!
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
Asian guy: That's the same as me saying "Freedom! guns! 'merica!"
by Soviet cheese July 1, 2023

An idiosyncratic traditional trinket of the American people which they receive at birth and are allowed to handle to its full potential once they turn 21. Americans are very fond of their freedoms but will gladly demonstrate them to you if you ask nicely.
Tourist: O herrow, sar, Imma tuwist , wud ju main to sho mi yu fouidumz?
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!
Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker
American: Haha, sure pal. Here you go, watch and be amazed! (takes out his freedoms and shows them)
Tourist: OOooh!!!
Peter: Hey John, why you lookin' so down all day?
John: Man..I forgot where I put my freedoms, now I can't find them anywhere..
Peter: ...even the..?
John: Yes, even the gun locker
by SirSchleifchen June 18, 2017
