The Shark Gods

Nathaniel and Jerry, translucent sharks 10x the size of a normal shark. Mainly inhabiting the Atlantic Ocean they eat large amounts of fish, seals, and cult members who fail to impress their greatness. With a cult based around them, the religion worshiped by only the most intelligent and strong extremists (and this one autistic dude), their cult numbers are few but powerful

The Shark Gods will smite you down with the power of the ocean

by I just ate a bat May 21, 2020

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Shift Shark

A co-worker who continually tries to pick up shifts, even if the shift is not up for grabs.

"Man, I really need some money, but Charlie was so pushy about taking my shift at work I had to give it to him!"
"I know, he's such a shift shark."

by Urbandefiner2589 April 9, 2009

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sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

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shark life

Never stopping. Always moving forward, like a shark

6am on my day off, but its time to hit the gym. Living that shark life. Often abbreviated #sharklife

by surewhynotagaintwice October 10, 2020

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Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017

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