An overdeveloped and fatigued thumb caused by the left to right waggle of ones thumb whilst using the dating app tinder in search of clunge. Warning, could lead to arthritis in later life.
Dave: "I totally gave myself tinder finger searching for local snatch last night"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"
John: "Dude your finger banging days are done"
by SnatchGod November 13, 2013
Get the Tinder Finger mug.Waggling your right ring finger aggressively at another person or object. Often to assert dominance or express emotion towards that person/object.
Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.
Can also be used as a weapon inflicting a surprising amount of pain to the victim.
"Wow dude did you see Seki just badger finger his girlfriend's head after he straight up air Jordan dat ho?!"
"Yeah man it was crazy"
"Yeah man it was crazy"
by TheRealBadgerMan December 12, 2013
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When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.
-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"
by 34xx34 December 15, 2013
Get the 5 finger dismount mug.Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.
by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014
Get the Mustache Finger? mug.Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.
haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".
by surasak86 June 5, 2014
Get the Fat Finger Battle mug.When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.
by Kris.B. May 19, 2015
Get the Cincinnati Finger Painting mug.When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016
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