American Express Financial Advisor

A group of people who are in the middle of a class action lawsuit, because they conned a bunch of clients into investing in funds that would mostly benefit the advisor.

If you get a phone call from an American Express Financial Advisor, my advise to you is to run. These advisors live in nice homes off of "your" money

by Conned October 15, 2008

Financial Domination

The fetish/fantasy/lifestyle act of one person being submissive with their finances (giving money) and the other person taking or demanding finances(receiving money).

I took his money and gave him nothing in return like a real mistress of Financial Domination does.

by Mistress Claire Dollface February 12, 2017

Finality

When someone ends a friendship or relationship actually giving you a reason, verses disappearing without an explanation.

"At least it was finality when Jim said he doesn't want to stay together because I won't put out. My last boyfriend just drifted off and never told me what the problem was."

by catluver42 January 6, 2008

finally fast dot com

The feeling of sheer excitement after the completion or resolution of an action, need or achievement.

Spawned from this ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atd8dowrbNI

Jill: Hey! I just beat that video game I bought months ago.
Diana: Finally! Finally fast dot com.

by whitefridaynite March 17, 2009

Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.

"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."

by greenranger April 16, 2014

finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.

A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."

by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017