The realization that you do not care about it. And you must be having fever like symptoms, because everyone else on the planet is hooked!
by harrycomets May 18, 2011
Get the Royal Wedding Fever mug.A term describing when a non-brown (usually white) person has a sexual attraction or preference for a brown person or for brown people exclusively.
by mishaladycat November 22, 2011
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A sex position involving 4 people, preferably 2 guys and 2 girls, in which the girls tie the guys to 2 separate trees and hang on to 2 separate vines and the girls use the vines in a bungie cord like manner and bounce back and forth on the guys dick as if a monkey would from tree to tree. Resulting in monkeys finding their bananas
by Shoffy July 29, 2012
Get the Jungle Book Fever mug.An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.
by fredautonom February 21, 2015
Get the Scratch Cat Fever mug.An epidemic worse than small pox, H1N1, The Black Plauge, and Charlie Sheen. Symptons: checking Facebook like twice an hour or more, wanting to suddenly and generally at the most random moments, get on Facebook to see if Kyle XY excepted your friend request, getting awful urges in your sleep to play FarmVille and tend to your virtual Cactus on CactusWorld.
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Treatments: watch the Facebook song by some British dude, realize it's true, delete your Facebook, check into a nunnery where thet don't have the internet.
I hope this helps. And please remember that you are not alone. Rehab isn't just for alcoholics, druggies, and sex addicts, it's also for Facebook Fever.
Disclamer: If this offended anyone due to it's truth,please just ignore it and get on with your life. Charlie Sheen is great and it sounded funny up there if that offends anyone. Rehab and Nuns are good things and I do not personally hate either, again it was just because it sounded funny and fit. Thanks for reading!
Girl:Oh My Gosh! It's been nearly 3 seconds and no one has messaged, poked, or thrown a sheep at me! I'm so unpopular now!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Boy:...
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
Person with Girl: Dear Lord. Girl, JUST SHUT UP YOU NEED HELP YOU'RE INFECTED WITH FACEBOOK FEVER!
Boy: Oooh, the fake Ashley Tisdale, and slightly trashy and 100% fake Vannesa Hudgins friended me!
Boy's Mom:Hun, we can get play dates or whatever you 40 year olds do on Saturday nights. You don't need this Facebook crap anymore.
Boy:...
Doctor: Ma'am, she is infected. With. Facebook. Fever.
Mom:*in tears* What do I do?
Doctor:Delete the account, make her go to therapy, and grab the Robatusin. It fixes everything. EVERYTHING!
by TheMotherWhovian March 14, 2012
Get the Facebook Fever mug.A play on a tropical disease by the same name, it is a derogatory and contemptuous expression containing the words "yellow" (a derogatory, racist epithet) and "fever" (an excessive excitement or furor), used to describe non-Asians, usually white males, who date or marry Asians, usually Asian females and presumes some level of obsessiveness.
usage: As Asians typically make up a small portion of the general population, interracial relationships amongst asians have become increasingly common and have increasingly become the focus of racial intolerance. While at the same time tolerating or ignoring other relationship preferences, no matter how obsessive or demeaning (i.e. an excessive preference for tall men, muscular men, blonde women, large breasts), the expression focuses exclusively on asian/non-asian relationships and is often perpetuated by people with preconceived notions and/or single, resentful white women or single, resentful asian males.
Once illegal, miscegenation or race-mixing of any kind was often regarded as a sexual fetish or other sexual deviancy, and is now often considered the ultimate taboo amongst racial hate groups. Today, interracial relationships are accepted by most of the population and are legal in most parts of the word.
usage: As Asians typically make up a small portion of the general population, interracial relationships amongst asians have become increasingly common and have increasingly become the focus of racial intolerance. While at the same time tolerating or ignoring other relationship preferences, no matter how obsessive or demeaning (i.e. an excessive preference for tall men, muscular men, blonde women, large breasts), the expression focuses exclusively on asian/non-asian relationships and is often perpetuated by people with preconceived notions and/or single, resentful white women or single, resentful asian males.
Once illegal, miscegenation or race-mixing of any kind was often regarded as a sexual fetish or other sexual deviancy, and is now often considered the ultimate taboo amongst racial hate groups. Today, interracial relationships are accepted by most of the population and are legal in most parts of the word.
Guys with yellow fever only date Asian girls because they are all so submissive. After all, they are all flat chested, overly traditional, and only good at math.
What is that hot guy doing with that Asian girl. She is so much thinner than us and so youthful looking, I think all of these guys with yellow fever are closet pedophiles.
All of these guys with yellow fever are stealing our women.
What is that hot guy doing with that Asian girl. She is so much thinner than us and so youthful looking, I think all of these guys with yellow fever are closet pedophiles.
All of these guys with yellow fever are stealing our women.
by zyzxx August 20, 2013
Get the yellow fever mug.yellow fever- when a person of either gender that is not of aian descent is obsessed with asian people and culture.
(i.e-females, "manga", learning to speak japanese, a.k.a, yellow fever or reallll poser..what losers)and what pisses me off is sometimes they get the asian girl and i don't, and im asian!!!
(i.e-females, "manga", learning to speak japanese, a.k.a, yellow fever or reallll poser..what losers)and what pisses me off is sometimes they get the asian girl and i don't, and im asian!!!
"Oh that is soooo kawaii, you know, cute in japanese. Yup i'm taking japanese so i can talk to asians on the internet."
"Wow now you got yellow fever"
"Wow now you got yellow fever"
by chris.. July 24, 2006
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