Feldhaus

A large pile of trash created by a drunk idiot mainly consisting of spilt or intentionally poured out beer.

I awoke to a feldhaus this morning in our living room.

by Highstreet October 6, 2011

Felching

The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction

I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.

by Maxiboy225 May 7, 2018

feathering your nest

Placing lengths of toilet paper on the seat before mounting, to ensure none of your bare ass contacts it.

Never sit on a public toilet without feathering your nest.

by barber of seville June 13, 2019

turn feather

Noun: A person who intensionally sells out someone or betrays an associated group or friend. One who undermines the trust of others by going behind their backs.

Verb: to turn feather

Noun
1) Tommy is a turn feather and is not to be trusted!
2) I heard he went turn feather and split town.

Verb
1) The bastard turn feathered me so I beat him with a pipe!

by -D- February 28, 2008

rub the felt

A euphemism for masturbation. If you were a puppet, you would rub your own felt.

Oh damn, I'm about to rub the felt.

by Man Wolf October 9, 2006

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Felt Tip Fairy

An artist who is homosexual.

Take this to the felt tip fairy.
He is a felt tip fairy.

by Dr Smith, Dbn April 13, 2011