frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018

fetchercize

verb. To exercise a pet, especially a dog, by playing fetch with him/her.

This morning I walked, fed, and fetchercized the dogs.

by Jesse Luna August 21, 2008

feltch friendly

a woman down with Felching

Yo you gotta Fuck Becky, she's Feltch Friendly, get up in there

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

Fetch

Perfect, Amazing, pretty, or cool

That car is SO FETCH.
Her outfit is FETCH.

by Dlore February 29, 2016

Fetch

Basically like cool and on fleek combined.

that's sooo fetch

by kayleyrobert July 26, 2016