February 13th

A day to have a rough orgy with your friends not in a gay way tho

Y’all it’s February 13th no homo but y’all know what to do

by Your gay not me January 18, 2022

February 18

The day where the our leader and the best person ever was born. Not on May 13th!

Person 1: Hey it’s February 18th!
Person 2: And?
Person 1: That’s when our leader was born we must bow down to her!!

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

February 21st

This is the day where you give out cake.

Hey, do you want some cake? It’s February 21st!

by The cake man October 16, 2019

February 17th

The day dedicated for boyfriends to give their girlfriends one article of clothing. If decided not to give then no sex for the next month. This can substituted with giving them free food and a puppy.

Friend: “ bro tm is February 17th”.
Guy: “so? Who cares”.
Friend: “ remember what happened last year”.
Guy: “oh shit ur so right time to pick out something for her”.

by Babbyboiiii February 16, 2020

9th of February

9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.

Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February

The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people

by Hyperplay3r December 18, 2019

factorial february

When you masturbate n! times. n meaning the current day in February. Similar to Destroy Dick December, just deadlier.

It's the 29th of February, so I have to jerk 29! times 8841762000000000000000000000000 times. Yay! Well, factorial February was fun, but my balls are dead.

by randomperson89 November 3, 2018

6th February

byeee people born on 6th February are so cool and have an amazing style people always tend to copy Yall you guys are a little toxic when mad but we STANNNN YOU

Hide its the girl born on 6th 6th February wait i love her style

by a girl that must not be named December 20, 2020