n. a complicated and intricate fail typically involving more than one person. It is the result of some set-up or work towards a goal which fails in the end.
Jeez. Those a-wads tried to set her up, and boy did they put a lot of effort into it - but it just ended up looking ridiculous to everybody. Deluxe fail.
by Dr. Otto Botte November 10, 2010
An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.
by Elixir of Wisdom June 28, 2015
1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.
1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.
2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."
by The Wonderful WIz January 17, 2011
A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 11, 2014
Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)
Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.
by jmbraben May 19, 2021
A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.
Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.
Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
by BANZ111 October 04, 2011