market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.

Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

Colorado Springs Prison Facility

An institution based on the side of a mountain in Colorado Springs where inmates take part in soaring and athletic events. At first glance this institution is an all male facility but a closer look will reveal that nearly 25% of inmates are females. DNA testing is the only method to determine this fact.

Fact: The largest sausage fest in the world has taken part at the Colorado Springs Prison Facility but is known by another name, Basic Training.

by Scorewith74 March 10, 2009

Facealini

Act act of useing the insult "Face" to another.

Ed saw that the moment was right and did a facealini on Travis.

by ER Denied March 12, 2008

gay facilitator

a gay facilitator is a form of person who claims that gays ( lesbians as) and their practices are normal,natural and healthy.
by his false advice he deceives idiots.

a g.f to a teen: homosexuality is good ,you have right, it's sentimental ...etc.

guy: don't listen it! teen,you know what he is?

teen: yeah! it's nothing but a gay facilitator!

guy: so, beware!

by sqoual September 7, 2009

facilitator

Someone pretending to be a teacher when really they don't know anything about teaching.

"Man, that substitute teacher is such a facilitator."

by SomeWeirdRandomGuy October 12, 2016

aperture science research facility

set in the half life universe, aperture science was the rival of black mesa research facility the setting of the game half life where gordon freeman worked, aperture science research facility was the setting of the game portal

person 1: hey dude you played portal right? the game set in aperture science research facility? you know the rival of black mes-

person 2: DUDE wtf are you a freaking dictionary how do you know all this crap?

person 1: i have no life

by Dr.x1611 May 3, 2010

facialy unfortunate

ugly face

that bitch is facialy unfortunate

by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016