ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

HE'S A FLIPPING CREEP DON'T TALK TO HIM

YOUR SUCH AN ETHAN STAY AWAY FROM ME

by TheDeffinition June 15, 2018

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

A real killer cup pong player

Ethan could beat Chad’s ass from kappa pi delta in pong anyday

by braddydaddy January 24, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a very lovable person.The kind of person your just...pulled to.He isn’t what you’d call hit but cute.He can make you laugh even when your having the worst day!He cares about you even though he may not show it.Some even call him gay when they know he’s not.Ethan is also very sensitive,mostly when being called a retard.If your friends with an Ethan your a lucky one.

Girl 1:Is that Ethan?
Girl 2:Yea he’s cute right

Girl 1:Are you really asking ME that?

by Miss?? February 1, 2019

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice

Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.

by JakeWerk February 8, 2019