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eugene salley

the goofiest man out there. has pictures taken of him eating food in 4k. loves playing video games and being a magnet kid. he's so silly.
by Skyler White Pookie March 12, 2023
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double-engine

v. int. The act of submerging one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making noises that resemble an engine.
Sam always tried to double-engine Sally due to her enormous boobs.
by Ethan Lawson July 24, 2014
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Seismic engineer

A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.
Well That is a stupid idea. Yes he is a Seismic engineer
by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015
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robotic engineer

its a person who build or program things to do stuff humans cant do
by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016
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situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.
Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
by Bogus24 May 24, 2018
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The Eugene touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.
by Education fintech June 3, 2018
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Burger Engineer

A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
by Bainksy December 18, 2018
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