Stanek Effect

What the jones effect could be

(Stanek Effect) You know Ryan and Julie Stanek a couple houses up on the left?

by Heffbop April 6, 2017

The Gunio Effect

The Gunio Effect occurs when an annoying event starts to make you more and more miserable over time.

1: "My math teacher assigned extra homework because a few kids were talking. I've lost all happiness because of The Gunio Effect."

2: "God damnit! Every damn time! The fucking Gunio Effect man!"

Similar words: depression anxiety pain mental instability

by Paradai February 18, 2017

The Ronaldo Effect

this is a phenomenon known to all FIFA 18 players of the world. When playing online on any format (PS4, Xbox, PC), the team playing against Real Madrid seems to have nothing go in their favor. Specifically whenever Ronaldo is near the ball or when he has it. Being the highest rated player in the game, his effect seems to trigger some scripted FIFA 18 response in the opposing team's goalkeeper to have delayed reaction times. This scripting can also be seen when successful tackles render themselves to actually be unsuccessful as Ronaldo receives a deflection that goes perfectly into his path towards goal. Ronaldo also will win nearly every header that he is contesting due to this effect.

The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.

Player 1: How did Ronaldo just win this header over two of my defenders who were already in position and then perfectly place this pass to another Madrid player?

Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect

by saazik January 29, 2018

dook effect

the effect in which someone will see a word as spelled correctly despite it being misspelled

The sign said "Please use side dook", but the person saw it as "Please use side door" because of the dook effect.

by Moximas December 25, 2016

The Antoine Effect

The Antoine Effect:

An internet phenomenon exclusive to the LGBT+ teenager side of GETTR in which a fictional character or person is popularized and idolized, becoming the stock of humor and inside jokes. The name derives from Antoine Leblanc, a fictional character (who also happens to be a DILF) belonging to one of the GETTR users.

Any character going through the Antoine effect will be the butt of jokes and well thought out humor. They may also be sexualized in a joking manner, such as the term “antoinussy” given to Antoine Leblanc. The characters popularity will skyrocket and soon be known throughout most of GETTR.

Oliver: "Hey, Connie, did you hear about that new character my friend drew and posted to GETTR?"

Connie: "Yeah, she seems to be going through The Antoine Effect."

by sinsentient November 9, 2021

Coleman Effect

This is the phenomenon that occurs when you you are carrying socks, drop one, and then drop another one whilst trying to pick up the first one.

I the Coleman Effect while i was doing my laundry yesterday.

by RomanFoam October 19, 2021

The Kanye Effect

Whenever an artist collaborates with Kanye West he brings out his best performance due to the pressure of being next to such a legendary artist or rather the atmosphere that Kanye creates in the studio during the making of his projects.

-ayo man this shit fire I've never heard "x artist" spit like this before
-yeah man, that's the Kanye effect

by drinkwaterafterdrinking September 5, 2021