Hello edward you are a cunt
by Nugget Jesus May 9, 2016
Get the Edward mug.to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.
1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!
2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.
3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.
3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.
by Shenaniganical February 7, 2010
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little PEI, barely a province. nobody lives here. nice scenery but not much else. most tourists come here on a day trip to see anne of green gables, the province's claim to fame, then leave. but they do have a sweet bridge.
by Provincial Mood January 6, 2008
Get the Prince Edward Island mug.A watered down concentration camp and the water is actually tears from the students. You also need to use a quarter to use the elevator, what if youre disabled like Max? And what fucking student carries around change? Wo wohnst du? more like Wo fuck you!!
by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020
Get the Edwardsville High School mug.An upscale version of edward 40-hands played with Sly Fox Ichor. The higher alcohol content of this particular brew tends to yield more hilarious results than the standard version of the game.
by Hillary Coleman March 3, 2009
Get the edward ichor-hands mug.Edward/Eddie as he prefers to be called is one of a kind. He is very good looking and has cute elf like cheeks. He tries to be angry but his eyebrows wobble therefore making it hopeless. He is kind hearted and loves fluffy animals. He has a place in his heart for anyone however, when it comes to his girlfriend she is number 1, he puts her before everything and treats her like a princess he loves her with all his heart and he would never do a thing to hurt her. A lot of girls like Eddie but he is only interested in his girl (that means all you other relationship wrecking whores can do one). He has big plans for his future and is sure to do well, as a trained mechanic this young man has his tough side and downs too, he's late 70% of the time and he can upset people without realising but he always puts things right. He's worked hard his whole life and now everything will return to his favour. His girlfriend is a very lucky girl.
by eddies'gal August 4, 2012
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