Eddie

The Nicest person you will ever meet. People named Eddie always have a big dick. Eddie's are fantastic at sex. Sometimes protective and Eddie is the perfect guy every girl wants to date for his amazing personality, good looks and charm, he'll treat a girl nice and falls for those who have an insane sense of humor. He likes to please he girl in every way, you couldn't find a better guy to date. Any girl named Hannah would be a bitch not to date him.

is he ugly? Is he athletic? is he funny?
its eddie

by Eddie has a big one October 29, 2020

Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020

Eddie McTusan

The man, the myth, the legend. It is written that Sir Edward McTusan, AKA "Eddie McTusan" is the greatest Australian Footy player to have ever played the game,

Well, he's certainly no Eddie McTusan but that Aussie sure can play footy.

by JJDST October 24, 2011

Eddie

Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.

Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?

Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.

by andrea63278879603 November 23, 2021

Eddie

He us tall.

Lebron James: IS THAT EDDIE??!?! HE IS SO TALL!!

by Lord01191 November 23, 2021

Eddie

the coolest guy you'll ever meet, he will care for you and help you when your down. he will always be there in the good and bad times. hes mainly short and plays video games but he's very smart and popular, he plays soccer and doesn't care who tf you are he will care more than anyone. never ever lose him because you will regret ever losing such an amazing person. cheer him up when he feels down and support him in anyway. Eddie if you see this.... have a nice birthday ^^

Person1: " hey do you know eddie? "
person2: " omg yes! he's the sweetest person i've ever met! "

by hahagg100% May 16, 2023

The Eddie Huang syndrome

The Eddie Huang Syndrome, TEHS is a form of echopraxia. The way this differs from normal echopraxia is that THES is when someone is intimitating The child form of Eddie Huang, the main character on a comedy show from 2015 called fresh off the boat.

He has The Eddie Huang Syndrome.

by Ediiehuangg May 26, 2023