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Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH
by mB-MaterialBITCH October 8, 2009
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douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
by g_lo May 8, 2009
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loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
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douche-a-rang

Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 7, 2010
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Douche weasel

A tiny headed, weasel looking, alcoholic homosexual posing as a straight up top notch oil tycoon. Catch one in its natural habitat in and around the Creek known for all of its foxes.
-I was dating this guy who kept arching his ass during back massages, turns out he was a real douche weasel.

-Don't let that gun collection, car collection, group of guy friends fool you, he's actually a douche weasel.
by Cheeky Shmeeky April 1, 2017
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Douchy Douche

someone who is even more of a douche than a douche
That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!
by |V|46607 December 24, 2008
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