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douche-a-rang

Douche-a-rang. - dush'-uh-rang (noun): any person, place, thing, or idea that has lost it's usefulness, but no matter how many attempts are made to dispose of the worthless piece of shit, it always finds its way back to you and usually hits you in the asshole..
During the 100 plus times Obama gave that same damned national health care sales pitch speech, and was resoundingly rejected,he refused to stop throwing that douche-a-rang around...Now it is about to hit our collective asshole.
by Sceneyour May 7, 2010
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loser douche

a total and complete asshole/douche bag who doesn't know how to treat a woman. He basically thinks he can "get it in" where and whenever he wants. He doesn't understand that he is the issue, and not the chick he is treating like crap. He believes his actions are justified. He may be cocky, arrogant, self-centered, and is definitely an opportunist.
That guy you dated was quite a loser douche, Michelle.
by Samma678 May 15, 2010
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douche fingers

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.
Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!
by g_lo May 8, 2009
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douche tube

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle
Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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douche-a-palooza

1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.

2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.
1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."

2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"
by Dziadosz April 2, 2008
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douche potato

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.
little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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re-douche

1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.

2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.
1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.

2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.
by yellowtavern1 February 24, 2009
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