douche tube 

A more offensive but very similar variation of douche bag. See douche nozzle

Wow you are a dipshit, you fucking douche tube!

douche tube by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

douche-a-palooza 

1) Gathering of douches in a secluded area.

2) Party in which the only people that show up are complete douches, making the party very douchelike.

1) "Look at that douchey douche-a-palooza of douches over there douching it up."

2) "Where is everyone?!?!? God, this party is such a freakin douche-a-palooza!"

douche-a-palooza by Dziadosz April 2, 2008

Douche Pump 

One who engages in douche-like activities.

Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.

Douche Pump by Dembo34 July 1, 2008

douche potato 

someone who is very ugly, stupid, annoying, and a real couch potato except they are a douchebag too. like the stereotypical dad who sits on the couch and drinks beer all day, and yells at his family at times.

little johnny: my dad just beat up my mom and called her a $lut!
psychologist: ah, it seems to be a case of the classic douche potato.

douche potato by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009

douche fingers 

The sideways peace sign made popular by Hollywood promoters, or douchebags.

Can consist of two double sideways peace signs, with at least one grey goose bottle in hand, and a blonde under each arm.

Yo, that promoter is totally throwing douche fingers in all his photos on facebook...what a douchebag!

douche fingers by g_lo May 8, 2009

douche tax 

The extra fee charged by an escort/prostitute when a trick is a total douche.

"Seriously, my last John just cried about some old movie for twenty minutes; I had to charge him a douche tax."

"This fucking guy just wanted me to watch him jack off in the mirror, he paid the double douche tax."

douche tax by in_a_days May 29, 2009

douche-mobile 

The automobile driven by a douche. Esp. lifted trucks covered with srh stickers.

"I bet that clown-shoes fucker thinks his douche-mobile is hot shit. I hope it rolls on the freeway."

douche-mobile by chuchunesmi August 5, 2009