Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD)

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.

John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.

by therealdealy February 1, 2009

Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD)

Male sexy associative disorder (MSAD) is the condition when a person (generally female) associates sexy men with one another. As a result, the individual in question is unable to distinguish between two sexy men, and often gets their identities confused. This disorder is more common in parts of East and Southeast Asia, however, there have been documented cases in the United States, Canada and Australia.

Nicole has Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD). We went to see the movie Twilight together and she couldn't distinguish between Edward and Jacob.

by Dr. Marie Mitsushine December 24, 2011

Multiple Fursonality Disorder

A furry with multiple spirit animals.

"Sometimes my girlfriend wants to be a cat, sometimes she wants to be a bunny. She has Multiple Fursonality Disorder."

by TheRappist April 21, 2014

Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .

" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."

by _sammyn April 4, 2015

F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.

Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P

by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011

Khaleesi Disorder

Having diarrhea of the mouth, being fake and/or phony and suffering from hallucinations.

"That bitch over there is suffering from Khaleesi disorder!"

by Emkay906 December 6, 2014

Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)

When someone you see frequently repeats a noticeable outfit to an embarrassing level. It usually occurs when others find themselves saying "Oh no, not that outfit again!..He/She just wore that!" Or R.O.D can occur when someone wears the same outfit for a similair function repeatedly, for example if someone wears the same exact every time that there is an important work function.

"Not the pink dress with the silver shoes again, that's the second Monday in a row - Man, she has a bad case of "Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)"

by Quandushi December 16, 2009