diarrhea

something that happens when you contract diabetes. Please seek help if you have this condition.

Sam: Doc, I think I'm having diarrhea!
Doctor: Sam, you're dying.

by gvreqnvrenqinver October 30, 2021

Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.

Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.

by frogggdogg November 10, 2021

Diarrhea

An unfortunate failing of the sphincter.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd... Diarrhea.

by rokhuasen November 11, 2021

Diarrheaing

Another way to say pooping

Person 1: What was she doing?
Person 2: She was diarrheaing.

by Audreyorganics October 16, 2021

diarrhea cum

The act of cumming profusely because of some hot shit

“Damn shawty don’t come around here w all that ass you gon make me diarrhea cum.”

by t.ri.stan February 1, 2022

diarrhea

A very painful way for your body to push out waste.

Person 1: Hey man! Last night I had diarrhea because I have intestinal flu.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by Dakiile December 13, 2021

Diarrhea

loose, watery and possibly more-frequent bowel movements, when it happens it will bring pain and makes you scream loudly. the diarrhea feels like charging lava shooting out of you. and its mushy/creamy. but if you eat it, its the best taste ever.

"AHHHH THE DIARRHEA I HAVE DIARRHEA"
"dont worry you will be ok?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS"

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022