let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?
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by docfan69 April 25, 2020
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A group of girls with mental issues and secrets. If you see them don’t ask questions just know that they are crying on the inside. These girls got memes for days and for any situation. Death in the family? Need someone murdered? How about someone to read fanfic to you at 12am? Need Teen Wolf binging partners? Someone to confess your deepest secrets, turnons, and embarrassing moments? Look no further because the Plague Doctors are for you. Formally known as the Stinky Baboons.
P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.
P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.
by Plague Doctor D July 28, 2020
Get the Plague Doctors mug.Someone whom decides to take the MCAT, and stay in school for a minimum of 11 years, only to forget everything they learned before, during and inevitably after Medical School, Internship, Residency, and Fellowships. Then, they loose their ability to speak like a normal human being. Typically they speak like smartasses because they don’t know how to think – remember, 11+ years of school has made them as smart as a box of rocks. Most are oxygen thieves, whom should consider ending their lives to save the rest of us from having to deal with them. Doctors pretend to know all, but really know nothing more than what lies behind the tip of their nose.
Recruiter: "Hello is Doctor Jesse available?"
Doctor: "Doctor Jesse!", "Who wants to know?!!"
Recruiter: "My name is Bobby, I work for Carilion..."
Doctor: "This is bull shit! Totally unprofessional!! Why did you call me at home, during dinner? You headhunters are incredulous! Don’t ever call my home again you son-of-a-bitch!"
......the phone is slammed on the receiver
The recruiter laughs because the opportunity happened to be about 40 minutes away from this oxygen thief, and it could have made him a millionaire!
Doctor: "Doctor Jesse!", "Who wants to know?!!"
Recruiter: "My name is Bobby, I work for Carilion..."
Doctor: "This is bull shit! Totally unprofessional!! Why did you call me at home, during dinner? You headhunters are incredulous! Don’t ever call my home again you son-of-a-bitch!"
......the phone is slammed on the receiver
The recruiter laughs because the opportunity happened to be about 40 minutes away from this oxygen thief, and it could have made him a millionaire!
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Get the doctor mug.a snake doctor, is a person who gives really good head, she/he will make it all better a snake doctor
by Lacy G Panties April 5, 2008
Get the snake doctor mug.1. Is a person with an oversized ego, that goes to school for at least 11 years. This includes college, medical school and residency.
2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch
3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass
2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch
3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass
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Get the Doctor mug.a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!
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