Dan the Manned

This is my way of describing someone who got knocked out cold in a fight. It's a nod to the popular Halfbrick Studios game Dan the Man, in which players can deliver a slow-motion knockout on their opponents.

Dude, you just got Dan the Manned!!

by Cre8vKnuckledraggr March 5, 2019

Awkward Dan

A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."

Q: Where do you want me to stick this candle?
A: *does the Awkward Dan*

by James Dangerous January 17, 2011

dans nub

The genetalia of a man you know is lacking in the downstairs department. Therefore it is a nub.

When he pulled down his pants, i knew it was a dans nub.

by Banana potato March 15, 2015

Uncle Dan

un•cle dan

FORMAL
adjective

A man who's neither an uncle nor named Dan, he does however say some interesting shit.

INFORMAL
noun
A tiktok influencer with over 20k followers. He is usually seen deconstructing asinine points found on the app TikTok nothing he says is serious, but he's always right.

noun: "WOW! Uncle Dan has such a great beard!"
adj.: "You're very Uncle Dan"

by Ehbunni2 August 7, 2020

Heifer Dan

Used to describe something that is exceptional. When wow or cool just doesn't work.

Did you see the Heifer Dan homerun Bradly hit last night?

by Teacherdude September 14, 2019

dan small

Pretty crazy guy, Some call him the Daddy of all dads but others call him crazy. He is an absolutely incredible guy and has a huge collection of DS's. He has accomplished in getting absolutely every girl in school and he is honestly a great looking guy.

Oh my godthat guy is almost a cute as Dan Small

by Elkyyy May 10, 2017

Uncle Dan

A TikTok man with beautiful facial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.

Did you see that guy who uses fancy words in his duets? Oh you mean Uncle Dan, yeah he's cool.

by DavidD86 August 7, 2020