stage dad

A father who attempts to gain attention for himself, through their own child's celebrity or fame.

Thora Birch's dad, former porn star and stage dad Jack Birch, made headlines today.

by jusserchn December 29, 2011

Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.

My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!

by BOROKING June 21, 2016

dad dukes

Another word for dad

Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.

"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."

by Brianna M. Hill May 6, 2008

Cat Dad

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

by leo3375 March 25, 2010

deadbeat dad

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

sperm dad

The man that your poor mother mated with to produce you...usually used instead of the term "biological father", where you now have a "new dad" or you don't want to refer to him as your "real" dad.

Daughter: My sperm dad is so cheap he sent me a roll of masking tape for my 12th birthday.

Friend: Well he is from Christchurch (New Zealand)

by Miss Polly January 24, 2008

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss May 19, 2018