Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

do your curtains match your drapes

it means does the hair on your head match your pubes

*asks a ginger*
"do your curtains match your drapes?"

*ginger says*

" no my pubes are black not red"

by bigtittieril June 7, 2016

The dame comes out from behind the curtains

When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.

At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.

by Kirstles January 20, 2021

Let me show you my shower curtain...

She wants the D.

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

by Bigger is Better October 6, 2016

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

beef curtains

lips of the vagina

bro #1: she told me to lick her downstairs lips
bro #2: yo did she have beef curtains?
bro #1: ye

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019