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Lana Cult

A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
by DiorK February 26, 2021
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Cult Fodder

A person who is extremely susceptible to joining a cult due to their naivety and traumatic past.
Did you hear Sally is a Scientologist now? She was always a little ditzy and her dad was an alcoholic or something, total cult fodder.
by catsooop February 20, 2017
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social cult

A dumb phrase created by Hunter J Saxon
“i’m never invited cause it’s a social cult”
by FakeName27 February 6, 2019
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the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.
Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!
by draco milfboy September 25, 2020
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Train Cult

A Cult that worships the Train Gods, like Thomas the Tank Engine. They perform daily sacrifices, usually on people who annoyed the gods or just some random dude. Also their arch-nemesis is Stupid Idiot Cult.
It was time for Train Cult to perform a sacrifice.
by Train Person December 11, 2020
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Cult

Aw shit well nevermind then. It would have been nice to escape the cold for a little bit.
Hym "I have to use the word 'Cult' in the dialogue here so... there. Anywho, you see all the mental gymnastics they have to do to try and obscure the fact that their positionis and always has been 'You shouldn't be doing this to us, WE should be doing it to you!' as though that isn't exactly what I said initially? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'm always right! You guys are ridiculous over there.
by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
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The Pie Cult

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful
Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm
by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021
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