A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
Get the Linear Progress Creepmug. descretely creeping le witch during the mating hours of young cats. creeping the witch must be done only by hotties that like to suck long shlongs.
by Jimmy99827 April 30, 2008
Get the creep the witchmug. The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.
by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021
Get the Creep Rulemug. Oh that drunk guy last night at the flat party was doing The Donovan Creep, attempting to resist & drag that big boned honey into the bedroom, she then luckily got rescued by her friend
by Jonny casualty November 17, 2011
Get the The Donovan Creepmug. which is when additional duties are slowly assigned to you, and then those duties are never relieved from you.
by lonzonextrondo January 28, 2023
Get the job creepmug. In video games (mostly The Binding of Isaac, but some others) creep refers to a damage-dealing liquid on the ground. May deal damage to players, enemies, or both.
Upon taking damage, the item causes you to leave a trail of red creep behind you which deals 6 damage per second to enemies.
by Caustic_ July 21, 2021
Get the Creepmug. A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
Get the step-creepmug.