common loon

Your typical loon. Someone who has lost their god damn mind.

Girl: *rants*
Me: you are the definition of the common loon

by Zooicidal Zebra June 4, 2016

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

common grub

A kid that goes to your school that is definitely a homosexual.

Hey look at that common grub

Pretty sure he is gay

by You moms moms moms mother January 14, 2017

Cosmo

A really good looking guy who can dance and makes you fall in love with him forever.

"Omg look at that hot guy, he is such a Cosmo"

"I need to find me a hot dancer. I need a Cosmo"

by lollypop.xoxo February 28, 2017

common lump

a slut

oh look that girl over there is a common lump

by myhumpmyhumpmuhump March 31, 2017

Cosmomania

An absolute obsession of cosmic powers beyond the very fabric of the universe.

He has a ton of cosmomania alright.

by Earlister April 18, 2017

Cosmo

A midget from Pluto who loves football , American football and YouTube

He has no friends

Cosmo loves sports

by Weird perrrrrssssoooonnnn July 13, 2017