cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

Cooter web

An older womans grey snatch hairs that are mangy to the point where you have the pry them open in order to gain entry to the vagina.

An elderly persons pubic hair that hasnt been shaved for years.

Dude, I humped this granny and she had cooter web to the max!

by Elizzle Dizzle January 2, 2012

Cooter Moocher

The eating out of a vagina.

Here's a free "Cooter Moocher" pass card honey, for whenever you'd like. I don't even mind if it's right when we're picking up Duggy from Camp K-9, I'm sure he'd love to join in too!

by okpank March 8, 2011

Cooter Coaster

A pad worn by women to absorb menstrual discharge.

Example 1: "Honey, we're out of Cooter Coasters. Can you pick up some at the store?"

Example 2: "The Cooter Coasters are in aisle 4 with the other personal hygiene products."

by VisceralVocabulary May 25, 2023

cooter jam

Period blood or any goop that comes from the vagina.

Skinny, don't sit on the toilet until I get time to go clean it, there's some cooter jam on the seat!

by Skinnyeinotsed June 3, 2023

super cooter

A vagina that can handle anything and any size.

Man that super cooter took that guys knee no problem!

by Supercooterpooter January 14, 2023

Cuzz's Cooter Juice

A 100 % Synthetic Deer Attractant and Proprietary blend that contains no urine and is Soley owned by Dan DeWitt and is a Trademarked product belonging to Old Indian Tricks, LLC.

Cuzz's Cooter Juice is a highly effective deer attractant when used during the Rut.

by Legal Services January 30, 2023