Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers)

1.Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) are individuals with the unique ability to tresspass on a property or in a conveyance in the middle of the night in search of anything valuable: Battery operated, anything new still in original packaging, rechargeable, lights up, or is remote controlled are highly sought after. Walmart receipts for recent purchases paid for with cash are also hunted. Kuhnkackurz also possess the uncanny ability to avoid being detained by the local law enforcement agency. 2. A new brand of clothing inspired by the Kuhnkackurz lifestyle. www.kuhnkackurz.com.
what do you call people that always have a change of clothes but no job to pay for them? those are what you call Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) my friend. Kuhnkackurz is also a cool ass store online with some fly ass gear. www.kuhnkackurz.com
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Shut the fuck up kyle, stop being a fuckin coon clit frisbee fuck.
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don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
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Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent
Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon
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happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
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Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track
Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
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