1.Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) are individuals with the unique ability to tresspass on a property or in a conveyance in the middle of the night in search of anything valuable: Battery operated, anything new still in original packaging, rechargeable, lights up, or is remote controlled are highly sought after. Walmart receipts for recent purchases paid for with cash are also hunted. Kuhnkackurz also possess the uncanny ability to avoid being detained by the local law enforcement agency. 2. A new brand of clothing inspired by the Kuhnkackurz lifestyle. www.kuhnkackurz.com.
what do you call people that always have a change of clothes but no job to pay for them? those are what you call Kuhnkackurz (coon-cack-ers) my friend. Kuhnkackurz is also a cool ass store online with some fly ass gear. www.kuhnkackurz.com
by www.kuhnkackurz.com May 03, 2023
Matt Coonan's video camera
by The Real Coon Cam August 11, 2003
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy December 09, 2020
BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!
by HelenHar December 08, 2007
by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
by @ibreiden May 06, 2016