About as much use as a chocolate teapot

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.

That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

by xterrorx November 30, 2004

Chocolate Flute

A large, toilet plugging turd

The hotel bathroom was plugged by a chocolate flute

by Big Sue April 26, 2004

chocolate highway

(syn.) see hershey highway

I put it in her chocolate highway.

by Robbysk8er February 15, 2009

chocolate peenie pop

when a girl slathers melteh chocolate all over a penis and proceeds to suck it off like a lolipop. yum!

I had the best chocolate peenie pop last night! Happy ending and all!

by peenloverz==D March 23, 2010

chocolatecooter

the act of pouring melted chocolate on a girls vagina, waiting for it to dry, then eating her out.

Andy: Hey Jake, I heard u gave Lexy a chocolatecooter.

Jake: Nah, she said she was allergic to chocolate so i just gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by yomomma2332 April 13, 2010

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

chocolate chaplin

A variation of the dirty sanchez, although narrower in breadth.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

Although the dirty sanchez is a popular modality of face pooing, I much prefer the refined approach of the chocolate chaplin.

by McSlagam August 6, 2011