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Ass Clown

An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.
First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?
by T.I.T.L.e. September 8, 2010
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Power clown

To use the powers of clowning to puppet others to what the clown wants...
by kasnuaku July 5, 2020
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Bearded Clown

Another name for pubes and scrotum sack, which resemble a beard being your penis as the clown with funny nose.
This girl last night laughed at my bearded clown :(
by dingdong diva December 17, 2010
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punch the clown

to punch your boner till you ejaculate
i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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Benzo the Clown

Used to designate a person either going to extreme (and usually obnoxious) measures to obtain benzodiazepine drugs, or under such heavy influence of said drugs that he/she is showing senseless or clownlike stupor.
1.) Hey, can you shut up Benzo the Clown over there? She's been demanding valium for over an hour, and threatening to sue the hospital if we don't give it to her.

2.) Look at Benzo the clown over there - so tranq'ed he doesn't even know his own name!
by Psych77 June 24, 2011
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Circus Clowning

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")
I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!
by Ed-Money September 20, 2011
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clown carring

When a man inserts his penis and balls into a womans vagina.
I have her one hell of a clown carring last night.
by bbqdpig March 19, 2016
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