Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.

My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple

by B. Sagget April 15, 2024

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Mixed Race Couples

The 2021 UK Census recorded that 2.7% of the UK population identified as being in a mixed race relationship. Further recent surveys have suggested that interracial couples make up 7% of relationships in England and Wales. However conversely, in "TV land" or more accurately television advertisements, 90% of the couples appearing in adverts appear to be in mixed race relationships.

I don't know what's going on, but I think there's something wrong with my new TV, every advert has mixed race couples in it. I tried adjusting the horizontal and vertical hold, but that didn't make any difference! So I phoned Curry's to complain, they said "not us, mate, you want the Advertising Standards Authority".

by Wasitpolad October 14, 2024

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Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

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Just a couple of cashews

instead of saying "you're nutty" or "you're a nut", you can just say someone is a cashew. Alternatively, you can shorten it to just 'shews.

"Dude what's up with those ppl spazzing out over there?"
"Dunno, just a couple of cashews"

by Boodot June 3, 2025

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.9.Pop Your Couple.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

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Chicago truffle power couple

A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.

Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!

Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.

by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025

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