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Chimpage

The smelling of ones own seeped smegma causing one to make a face like teh Internet clip where the Chimp fingers his arse, smells the finger then faints of the tree branch.
I had major chimpage last, balls were smelling to high heaven.
by Paulo Maldini July 1, 2004
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Chompalompas

A complex gene which can only be located in every second generation of the great humanitarian gifts.A chompa is therefore only found in men which signifies for their greatness in their later lives.Chompalompas is like the avatar which is the power is a reencarnation of a powerful tool.The chompalian gene builds the glands of the penis.Reports and close studies over the years have shown that the chompalompas develops from the ages 5-19 and it is at it's largest at age 20.The chompalian gene cannot be genetically engineered but only can be inherited.Thus the Chompalompas size ranges from 7 cm to 20 cm in a lifetime.The Chompalompas is well known for it's killing abilities where it stretches the fibromuscules of the vagina into ripping and tearing apart thus leading to death of bleeding.
Chuck Norris
Mr.T
Sebastian Bach
and many other Avatars of this great spectale of Chompalompas
by The 7th Chompalompas October 23, 2011
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Chompant

A person who is eating so ferociously that they have to gasp for air between chews while emitting disturbing gulping sounds from the nose and mouth.
Can you believe that chompant sitting next to us at the restaurant.
by Krista S November 6, 2015
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Chompagne

Chompagne is ginger ale with a little bit of WASSSSUUUUUP!!!!!
This chompagne is legit ginger ale with a side of WASSSSUUUUP!!!!
by Duffy0379 June 11, 2021
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chimpado

The part of your belt that sticks out past your pant loop.
You notice someone has their belt sticking out unusually long and you exclaim
"You have a very large chimpado"
by Crim Light July 23, 2008
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chomp-a-roni

He's trying to sneak a chomp-a-roni with his pointy fangs.
by FinAmandawgtakepshthat December 23, 2006
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Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.
The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
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