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The Triangle Choker

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018
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choded one

one who has had sexual contact, sucked on, or otherwise been molested be a, one with a, or one who is a chode.
dude, she slept with Ricky the Chode? dude, she's totally a choded one.
by Joel February 26, 2003
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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora
Dude, she had the loosest chode canal
by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011
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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
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Chiabattan Chode Burgers

To understand this obscure term we have to break down each word. Chode burgers are a form of thick, chewy meat that leave a taste of dry semen on the tongue long after injestion.

Chiabatta is italian bread. The literal translation is italian penis burgers.
"Dude, have you tried the Chiabattan Chode Burgers, they are to die for!"
by PieOnEar January 24, 2012
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Chili chode

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.
by Geve August 19, 2013
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