Chinese penis

World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR

As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a “big” penis.

Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!

by Man4real6 February 26, 2019

chinese roadblock

Any amount of cars blocking the road due to violent destruction of engines, tires, or drivers. Typically used by gangsters to elude police chases.

Thug A: The cops are on our tail man!
Wheelman: No problem, just stick your Mac 10 out the window at the next intersection and we'll setup a chinese roadblock.

pictorial example: In the movie The Corruptor, escaping gang members stop police by shooting up innocents in a traffic intersection.

by badxmaru July 27, 2006

Chinese Towel

Yesterday's underware or other clothing used after a shower to dry body - a quick rub down, or at least lower section of body - in the case that a real towel is for some reason unavailable. Called that as China for whatever reason has nationally not yet caught on to the idea of the full body towel.

"My dog peed on my bathside towel during my shower, so I had to resort to using a Chinese Towel."

"Scott's really never forgiven me for using his new Ecko t-shirt as a Chinese Towel that night he slept over."

by JKKJ December 25, 2007

Chinese Accordion

Double Penetration given to an asian female with one male entering from behind and the other in her mouth. Much like the eiffel tower only without the men touching hands and using an asian female, ultimatley resembling an accordion when in sync.

Faisal and I sure did give Tobias' mom a great Chinese Accordion last night.

Boy, we sure did play that girl from that party like an accordion last night.

by bill-nye-the-science-guy October 25, 2009

Chinese Chicken

Getting a blow job while eating.

Ray was eating a good meal while ruth was giving him some chinese Chicken below the table

by Chinese Chicken Ray August 18, 2012

Chinese Chug

Vrb: The act of chugging a beer back while raising it in the air.

I always find it fun to Chinese Chug a beer or two while camping.

by PCFAHQ May 26, 2005

Chinese whore

Brad's fatass mother, twice removed on his father's side

Brad, you are the son of a Chinese whore! (aka yer mom)

by Gilhomes and Lightswitch October 8, 2003