eating is cheating

A reason why real men don't stop for food during a pub crawl.

1. I'm completely shitfaced, let's get a kebab.
2. You are such a wuss - eating is cheating.

by Ponkygirl February 14, 2008

cheating cunt

a bastardised cunt who persists in ruining peoples pleasure in games. Found most in Counter-Strike

omfg?! wtf>?! cheating cunt!

by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003

cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

cheating

when a guy you love has sex with your best friend or any other woman/man.

"Fuck you asshole you. don't deny it ic ought you cheating on me with my best friend now go away and never talk to me again."

by mymiztake4lovingyou February 14, 2009

cheater

See Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick is an example of someone who is a cheater. That's why he's often called Bill Belicheat.

by HarryPothead6009 February 7, 2008

Cheeto Dick

When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.

Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.

by Squigly April 6, 2009

Cheetah

A really cool spotty animal from the cat family. Very large hearted and pre-maturely balding. his favorite drink is Gold Spot and alcohol is Gold Label. He is owned by a Pharoah. He works out at Gold's Gym and everyone lovingly call him spotty or Vishal.

Why are you try to pull a cheetah?

by Denniskillz August 14, 2011