Cheatums

Cheatums is a way to say 'the worst part' when telling a story.

'I was off work today, but the cheatums is I had to come in anyway for a meeting!'

by prozac4312 February 12, 2009

Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”

by Half eaten bottle of mustard May 10, 2018

cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.

Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.

by yoyo January 19, 2004

cheating

The best team work ever invented.

" im gonna freakin fail this test , hey gorgeous...can i see your paper? (cheating)

by the walls can hear you May 4, 2007

Facebook Cheating

Facebook Cheating is somewhat like emotional cheating, only on Facebook. It's the act of one person in a relationship devoting a good portion of their time chatting, messaging, commenting, tagging and Facebook Stalking another girl/boy in a flirtatious manner.

Often Facebook Cheating is undetectable by the person being cheated on because most often, the harlet is not friends with the cheatee. The cheating can go on undetected for months before a friend of the cheatee notices what's going on and tells her.

This can often result in a Facebook confrontation.

Girl 1: Do you know Marrissa?

Girl 2: Marrisa? My ex-boyfreind was facebook cheating on me with her. He wrote on her wall more than mine!

Girl 1: That's lame man.

by nellygrl October 13, 2009

cheating

a loser who goes behind your back and does crap with your best friend

Chris is an asshole because he was cheating on Bailey with Cora.

by cmr April 28, 2004

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010