Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

A True Chad

A True Chad Is A Person Who Is Just A Hands-Down Awesome Person To Be Around, This Man Will Always Listen And Support You. He'll Be There When Your Happy When Your Sad He Will Always Be There

Guy 1: "Dude Steven's A True Chad."
Guy 2: "I Know! I Came Out To Him As Being Gay And He Supported Me Fully!"
Guy 1: "He Was There For Me When I Was Depressed! Ain't Steven Such A Cool Guy?"
Guy 2: "He Sure Is."

by MorbiusBadorius December 11, 2022

Chad-Ram

To get absolutely blitzed on stimulants and go about your day like a primal gorilla that escaped from an abusive Zookeeper of 14 years. While these stimulants are kicking you typically see a “Chad-Rammer” clenching his jaw like he hasn’t had food in years and/or nearly becoming deaf because of the viciously loud EDM and house music combo destroying his eardrums all day.

Stimulants may include: adderall, cocaine, caffeine, nicotine, possibly a minimal dosage of ketamine.

“dude I got like negative sleep last night I’m gonna have to Chad-Ram harder than ever today”

“bro you tryna come to the library and Chad-Ram this 10 pager with me?”

by yung cheerio December 15, 2022

pubesent chad

The inter sanctums of this celestial being are one to be recon with. for this man is a proud owner of a bond bug (not sponsored). even just a glimpse of his magnum chin will blind even the blindest man. his gargantuan cheeks will cause the pulverization of any eyes that attempt to gaze upon his vibrant dump truck. for any mortal cursed with glancing upon his meaty pecks will be atomized in .001 nanoseconds. father of the disgraceful pubesent man.

oh lord have mercy here comes THE pubesent chad!

by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

chad perry

Chad perry is the alpha male. The one and only. He is the one that makes women’s heart race & panties drop. He is a certified bad ass. A one of a kind!

I wish he was more of a chad perry.

by Dizzy Llama October 18, 2019

calabrese chad

He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.

Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad

by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021

galactic chad

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy beta male in the history of the known universes

Person 1 “Look at that Galactic Chad over there” Person 2 “That’s just Dash”

by bruhbruh ruh October 4, 2021