Cracker McWhitebread

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.

Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

Cracker crumbs

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy

I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.

by GroundLife February 5, 2017

crackerbarreled

To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.

Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.

by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017

cracker

A salty snack everyone likes to eat with their soup. They are often served at restaurants.
Day are yummy.
A shorter description is Brady Grove

I love me some salty crackers especially at cracker barrel.

by HOIIIIAAA October 29, 2018

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

cracker crumb bitch

A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.

Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…

by AgentDerb July 19, 2021