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cracker lackin' 

When a black man is using a public urinal and peeks over to see what the white guy next to him is working with. This is typically followed by something like a disappointed shake of the head by the black man.
When I go to the club for some cracker mackin' I like to get a little extra confidence by going into the bathroom and seeing some cracker lackin'... then I go steal the poor dude's girl.
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cracker-whacker 

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.
boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!
cracker-whacker by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005

cracker lover 

a sellout who embraceses cracker culture
fuck crackerlovers
cracker lover by Fuck U September 27, 2003

cracker ass jiggaboo 

look at that cracker ass jiggaboo walkin down the street

cracker rig 

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.
If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.
cracker rig by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006

cracker jack

A game where several men gather around a cracker (I always picture a stoned wheat thin) and furiously masturbate onto it. Whoever ejaculates first wins. By a similar token, the loser is he who ejaculates last. The loser must consume the cracker as a penalty for sloth.
I got the clap from losing a game of cracker jack in college.
cracker jack by Casey R. June 10, 2005

Cracker Snack 

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
Cracker Snack by gina8124 August 2, 2007