by 058err February 27, 2011
Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
by Euro-kun July 29, 2021
Boy cow , the act of tucking your genitals between your legs bending over , and mooing as if to simulate the back end of a young male cow
Hey Todd have you ever seen a boy cow ? Mooooooooooooo .
Sex with Timmy was great last night , I was so turned on when he showed me his boy cow.
Sex with Timmy was great last night , I was so turned on when he showed me his boy cow.
by Leroybrowncraka August 28, 2017
A cash cow is someone who's only dating you
or being your friend for your money and
benefits they can take from you
or being your friend for your money and
benefits they can take from you
Jenny: your best friend is only using you, she
doesn't care about you
Kerry: no she’s not
Jenny: trust me she's a cash cow
doesn't care about you
Kerry: no she’s not
Jenny: trust me she's a cash cow
by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 17, 2022
by LexiBabes May 18, 2018
Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.
"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."
"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."
"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."
"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."
by aybesea July 15, 2017
When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
by Jermworm February 11, 2013