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Cow house

that's where cow's live
by 058err March 24, 2011
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cow catch

a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way
The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.
by tdlier June 17, 2009
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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen

2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans
"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."
by GHumplik January 16, 2008
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Cow Tippin'

When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
Not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. Guess I'll be Cow Tippin' Tonight.
by Jermworm February 10, 2013
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Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.
I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.
by westwardHo April 28, 2019
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Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex
Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.
by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 15, 2017
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long cow

Our Lord and Savior. Long Cow was the one who created the universe and everything on it. The most accurate representation of Long Cow is shown in one of William Henry Davis' paintings called 'prize cow'. The painting depicts Long Cow in the form he was at when he achieved moksha. This form was known as the 'true form' by his worshippers. The four gods under him; Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Polish Toilet and Sans are the ones who preached the religion all across the planet earth. Recently however, Long Cow has disappeared. It is theorized that the reason for his disappearance is because of his disappointment in humanity after watching a music video by dream called 'Mask'. Long Cow is often confused for Polish cow. In reality, Polish Cow is Long Cow's alternate form.
Person A: Oh great Long Cow Sama, please forgive me for my sins. Amen.
Long Cow: ok.
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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