by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022
When a woman has gonorrhea and the yellow discharge drips out of her pussy and dries into little balls on her public hair
by Bamzamma December 02, 2022
A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.
by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019
by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020
One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 03, 2020
by FuckingNug September 14, 2018
by Tpttooter946 July 17, 2018