Lawn Care

Stupid thing you do only to make money

Wanna go do some Lawn Care.
Fuck no.

by stupidwordsguy September 21, 2020

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by anonymous October 22, 2020

prenatal care

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

I love dirty prenatal care to sluts an the ultrasound clinic

by Imthaap April 9, 2017

leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you

Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care

by :ge: October 4, 2017

caring

Be like Marten

13:45 - Marten: i think you should see a doctor
13:45 - Marten: you might be actually retarded
13:46 - equal: naw
13:46 - equal: youre so caring

by equal L June 1, 2017

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018