cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)
you are a cabbage that is what you are boy
by mr man i am a man November 04, 2010
Get the cabbage mug.

Cabbage

A President who cannot formulate coherent sentences and shits his britches.
Hey President Cabbage, you left your dignity over here.
by Vernonopolis November 24, 2021
Get the Cabbage mug.

CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"
That was so cabbage!
by onyxbl February 08, 2022
Get the CABBAGE mug.

Cabbage

UK term for an absolute buffoon who has no common sense and lacks awareness of anything that’s happening.
That boy is playing tiktok memes on full volume during a funeral; what a cabbage.
by based001 June 23, 2023
Get the Cabbage mug.

cabbage

The monetary damage incurred by riding a cab. Often under-defined as simply the act of riding a cab.
Person 1: "My car was all broke, I had to grab a cab to work"
Person 2: "What was the cabbage?"
Person 1: "40 bucks"
by QuerosZuniger December 10, 2014
Get the cabbage mug.

Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.
"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".
by Klwd February 10, 2021
Get the Cabbage mug.