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bush poo

Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
Guy 1 : Wheres Barry

Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo
by Pinger Pete August 25, 2016
mugGet the bush poomug.

bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 1, 2011
mugGet the bagel in the bushmug.

bush colt

A bush colt is a child that results from a casual sexual encounter.
My new girlfriend has two bush colts.
by Captain Brad December 5, 2011
mugGet the bush coltmug.

Bush Droppings

Also known in the verb form as "Dropping Bush" Pubic hairs that are littered on a urinal or toilet seat in a public bathroom. From the Latin: * ad stillabunt rubum
"Claudio left his bush droppings on the seat again"
"Alright, who keeps dropping bush all over the pisser?"
by mxo April 30, 2013
mugGet the Bush Droppingsmug.

Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 29, 2016
mugGet the Coffee in the bushesmug.

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.
"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush
by BigHero69 February 21, 2015
mugGet the Jebbed Bushmug.

Prickle Bushes

A common name for large thickets of blackberry bushes. Often thought of as a pest, these bushes grow quickly and engulf trees, barns, and abandoned houses. They have annoying prickles that will catch on your clothing, and give you shallow cuts on unprotected arms and legs.
"Watch out for those prickle bushes, Tom! You'll get stuck and they'll give you some nasty cuts!"
by Shamhatter January 9, 2012
mugGet the Prickle Bushesmug.

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