A person who stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure with higher frequency than the national average. Typically lonely and repressed in nature. Identifiable by their favoured arm being considerably more swoll than the other, along with very dry hand.
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Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
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Chad: "Fucking incel"
Hugh: *fapfapfapfap.....*
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1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.
2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.
2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.
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